My rest is ravaged by nightmares, thanks to the guilt Of the terrible deed that still makes my heart wilt. Though I fear this may reveal me, I cannot keep this secret alone; For if else, I shall be driven mad down to the bone. So, if you please, listen to this story Of how […]
It all started when I left my hive at 2:00 PM, As I ventured through the weeds, grains, and stems; Bounced around the bulbous mushroom caps of various colors; And rode along the pollen flying in the zephyr. My destination was the patches of New Chrysanthemum, Where I would carry out my shift as Executive […]
Steal Joe was a freedom-loving American, So he did what he had to do: He overthrew the tyrannical government, So his economic chains could finally be eschewed. Now he could do with his property what he desired; Nobody would boss him around. He charged whatever rent he concocted; No regulations to keep him down. After […]
Although the first game is by far the best known, I always viewed the other two as superior. This is especially so for the second game, Diddy’s Kong Quest, (though that’s not too surprising, as it seems to be most people’s favorite) but for the controversial third game, Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble!, as well. The […]
