The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

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Got Blues You, Senior Tumwater

♪ O, O, O, homeless woman eating snow… ♫“Shut up, hippie!Can’t you see I’m trying to eat my Doughie-Os?I can’t eat my Doughie-Os when your moaningmakes my stomach shrank.”♪ Some kids have to eat their feet for midnight snacks… ♫“Ack! Now you’ll done did it:now my eyes & nose are full o’ liquid.I’ll ne’er get […]

Posted in Poetry

DESTEÑIRSE AL NEGRO

La casa está sombreado en el azul frió,apoyaen los nubes de llamas rosas…que pues, fue…¿Ahora?Ahora se frotaen todos los otros colores,en el mismo negro.Pero, no ten no miedo…Volverá el día próximo.Todas veces vuelve.…Pues, a menos que se demuela por una guerra nuclear.No podemos tener todo.¿Y por qué lo querías todo en todo caso?¿Sabes que se […]

Posted in Española, Poetry

Oda a la lluvia y amigos

Lluvia y fumo,lluvia y niebla,hacéis el invierno frío cálido.Pues, a menos que por los sin casa,los nervios llenos de escalofríos,se están reducido pieza por piezapor el frío de la lluvia mojada.No se sentirán nada cálidoni amor ni nada bienjamás.Ahora que lo pienso,la lluvia, el fumo y la niebla son un poco pendejos.

Posted in Española, Poetry

Why the Internet Makes Me Weep

Presenting WikiHow‘s “How to Be a Poet: 9 Steps (with Pictures” But th’most inspiring part o’ th’sunset picIs the adorable li’l watermark.

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

The Competition Paradox

Mainstream views o’ competition are baffling, probably due to the paradoxical nature o’ competition—it’s self-defeating nature. What does “competitive” mean? It means that the conflict is fair. What is fair conflict? That in which the challenges to all parties are equal; & yet, the goal o’ competition is the opposite: to give oneself as many […]

Posted in Politics

48 List Articles that Make You Want to Cut Your Wrists in Misery @ the Sheer Inane Horror that is the Dumpster o’ the Internet

If you’ve ever typed a single query into Google, you’ve surely seen these infest the internet: “52 Inspiring Unreadable Messes o’ Portfolios,” “2,634 Websites that Use the Color Black,” “18 Ways to Stick Your Vag or Dick in a Mailbox.” They usually use out-there #s like 17 to show how wacky & imaginative they are. […]

Posted in Web Design, Yuppy Tripe
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