The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

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¡Let’s Laugh @ Lord Keynes’s Burgeoning Social Media Empire!

¿Remember Magical Socialism™, that silly religion/political school that I made up based on the pretentiousness o’ the various Qualitative Socialisms–¿Where’s “postsocialism,” by the way? We might as well have that–& the cultishness o’ economic schools? Well, it turns out our friend Lord Keynes is trying to do that with “Realist Left,” including creating a Reddit […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

Karl Marx Describes Market Trade in the Most Elegant & Accurate Way

From Grundrisse 051: In fact of course, this ‘productive’ worker cares as much about the crappy shit he has to make as does the capitalist himself who employs him, and who also couldn’t give a damn for the junk. I love how Marx emphasized that this shit was “crappy.” That’s right up there with “trashy […]

Posted in Politics

Dancing Barefoot

Nasrin’s father opened her door to see Nasrin shaking her head forward & back while silently shouting into her upheld pencil while the tinny remnants o’ fuzzy guitar crunches ‘scaped the clamshell headphones. But this picture only lasted a second or 2 ‘fore she stopped with headlight eyes aimed @ him while her hand scrabbled […]

Posted in Nasrin, Short Stories

“If you kill yourself, you won’t get to laugh @ my inane poem.”

Before you read Warning: The next paragraph is a trigger warning. If you are an anti-SJW who is offended by the intolerable political correctness imbued in trigger warnings, you should avoid reading the next paragraph. Trigger Warning: as the title indicates, this article makes quite a few dark jokes ’bout suicide, some o’ which sarcastically […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe
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