With the rise o’ uneducated & illiterate but pragmatic & down-to-earth neofascists & breadtubers my nerdy ass sometimes gets nostalgic for the good ol’ days of out-o’-touch laissy libertarians & so-called liberals — truly hipster atheist & gay conservatives, like the writer of our current subject o’ mockery, Jonathan Rauch, who reject liberalism’s historical radicalism […]
On my travels thru the twisted world o’ the internet i managed to stumble ’pon a rabbit hole surrounding some nazi Vtuber ( not surprising ) who calls herself the “Alex Jones of Vtubing”, whate’er that is ( ¿does that mean she’ll end up getting sued to bankruptcy & losing her anime fox girl to […]
¿what the hell is this? ¿donuts are illegal now? ¡this isn’t the america trump promised me!
deep in my precambrian tunnels i have heard rumors that someone claiming to be “president” is claiming to have renamed the “gulf of mexico” into the “gulf of america”. as all my readers know, the only valid elections are those in which the englesist magical socialism party wins, in which the only true president is […]
( as an american… ¡fuck! ) so, like, i guess they call it the sophomore slumpalways crying & always drunka few dead, more gone, & the rest, well, on their way ( ¡thanks! ¡i hate it! ) – “Cigarette Ahegao”, Penelope Scott I don’t e’en know what to say. The rightful kings have taken back […]
¡Stop the count! ¡Trump the Massive Dump Truck Trump already has 6 times as many votes as Kamala Haven’t Come Up with an Insulting Name to Give Her! ¡A Big win! ¡E’en the radical Marxist AP admits it! ¡Already the scheming communist Democrats are scheming to manufacture votes from immigrant states trying to jump the […]
Well, it’s that time o’ the quadrennium: time to flip that coin & see if the us’s pseudeodemocracy will hobble on a few mo’ years or whether Massive Dumps Truck Trump will say, “¡You’re fired!” to its electoral system & say “¡Lock her up!” to lady liberty, as well as all o’ his enemies, from […]
I was originally planning on avoiding talking ’bout the assassination o’ Trump’s right ear, — ¡typical leftist bias! — so I wouldn’t be put on a list when “Massive Dumps” Trump is coronated as CEO for Life o’ the new Patriotic States of America, or the reveal that Biden had a been an animated vegetable […]
Considering The Mezunian rightly predicted Clinton’s victory in 2016 & Trump’s victory in 2020, we know that e’eryone in the US cares deeply ’bout The Mezunian’s coveted presidential election prediction, so using 538’s goofy interactive map maker, I present to you a doubly nice prediction map: ¡Just look @ those elegant land lines surrounded by […]
¿What the fuck is this dumb ass bullshit? On New Year’s Eve of 2014, I became the subject of a terrifying experiment. By the end of my stay, I had turned from a happy-go-lucky novelist into a squeaking gerbil of a man, psychologically compromised and barely sure of what constituted reality. This “terrifying experiment” this […]
