Tricky, tricky, Mr. America: I’ve ‘scaped your traps so far; but 1 day you’ll get me. I show no fear, I feign ignorance; but I know what you’re boiling up… Tricky li’l devil, you… I know what you’re planning: you won’t just smash me with your invisible palm; you’ll do it nice & slow… Nice […]
I must confess, it’s refreshing to see a post-regurgitator outright acknowledge his preference for easy mediocrity over “art for art’s sake.” I still think my own mo’-honest philosophy o’ “High-quality is probably better, but I’m both too shoddy & too attention-hungry, so I’ll just throw my shit in your face like a baboon & let […]
The Earthbound/Mother series is 1 o’ those cult classics that nobody cared ’bout when it came out ’cept a few, those few became fanatics with a fervor rivaling political groups, till it spread so far that now the internet’s full o’ people praising it, including the creators o’ South Park. I would say that I […]
Don’t fuck it up. It’s okay… Everything’ll be fine… But don’t fuck it up. Think how exciting it must be! The risks! Throw down the dice & how you don’t get snake eyes… You’ll shrivel and die… You’ll do fine… If you truly want to live, You’ll do everything right. The hand knows everything… It […]
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As hippie white liberals love to attach every race for which they may have a drop o’ blood from to themselves so they can think o’ themselves as brave victims o’ oppression, to a lesser degree, bourgeois ditzes love to apply the vapid term “introvert” to themselves even when it doesn’t apply so they can […]
I want to also note the conspiracy ‘tween GIMP & Libre Word wherein GIMP tried to sabotage my efforts to mock Libre Word as much as possible by working clunkily.
Ugh. In “4 Ways To Ace Your Next Networking Event,” Forbes—the same website that wrote a page on the economically-serious subject o’ “Twitch Plays Pokémon”—writes 1 out o’ the billion articles already polluting the internet giving success advice that doesn’t give any concrete advice @ all, as well as checking off almost every checkbox o’ […]
After the Democrats were utterly crushed by the Republicans in congress, the senate, & governors seats, the web was full o’ liberal articles trying not to outright lie ’bout how they failed—something that conservatives would surely have no problem with doing if the positions were reversed—but not hinting that this may mean they could be […]
I have no one to blame but myself: Didn’t take proper care o’ my teeth. & now they’ve all fallen out. Can’t waste the dentist’s precious time placing them back in. No, I must have my just desserts. My taste buds crave them. But thanks to me, now I can’t eat; & when I can’t […]
