The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Shocking News: New York Times Readers Have Terrible Taste in Literature

The New York Times is a perennial target o’ mockery for the same reason as mainstream economics: as per my Nobel-Prize-winning Satirical Function for Determining Mockery for Particular Participants, a key component o’ Mezunian economics, as set forth in the face-melting Economicon, people with high opinions o’ their intelligence but low actual intelligence are the […]

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¿Are there Writers who e’en Pretend to Be Artists Anymo’?

I’ve been becoming increasingly mo’ jaded with literature in the past few months years, & the philosophy that infests the apparent mainstream views o’ writers — as well as the slew o’ schlock that seems to be published — only worsens this. It seems that such concepts such as creativity & emotional connection have been […]

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Debunking the Linguistic Rule Against “Mo’ Unique”

It’s truly the greatest threat to our present society — much mo’ than Hairpiece, fascist corporatism, or Google searches that give me stupid listicles ‘stead o’ useful info. A common grammar “rule” is that unique can’t be modified with words like “very” or “mo’” ’cause “unique” means “1 o’ a kind”.1 E’en in the comments […]

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The Futility o’ Avoiding Current Events in Literature

A common dictate in literature is that one should avoid referencing current events to avoid “dating” one’s literature. There’s 2 problems, the 2nd being the most major: Dating a work isn’t inherently bad. In fact, sometimes people enjoy works swimming in their era, not just for nostalgia, but also for people too young to have […]

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Mo’ than 4 Reasons Why This 4-Year Ol’ Article Is Wrong & I Need to Pontificate ’Bout it for Thousands o’ Words

It’s been a trend ever since I worked full-time as a book acquisitions editor: Blog-to-book deals. I acquired or oversaw the publication of more than a dozen bloggers-turned-book-authors. Sometimes it translated into book sales, sometimes not. Speaking o’ trends, it’s a habit o’ business-oriented (¡eww!) writers to tuck self-promotion into opening paragraphs o’ articles any […]

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