The Mezunian

O, please, give me your sour & sweet poisoned, juicy starburst dripping with the rich twist o’ cyanide-pill chalk, heart-spiking sugar sharks, thick aquariums o’ soft & safe booze to fill my villi stomach with revolting microbes, & causing my membrane to flap… Year-end songs— Flutters so much. Please rest, bloody heart. ..to kill ‘nother […]

Aber es sagte, „Sie irren sich, und Sie sollten gehen.“ But it said, “You are wrong, & you should leave.”

Note: I was going to “celebrate” Marxmas by posting an article wherein I shit on Marxism & it’s stupid “Dictatorship of the Proletariat” bullshit, ’cause, as predicted, 2015 was a bad year, & that’s what you do on years without a warm future. But I’m sick to death o’ politics (& don’t have the time […]

Chocolate cola:evening stream o’ japes.Warmth & chill.

Under God’s glown gazemy flaky face melts like snow:heavenly winter.

Lord Keynes is so fervent a follower o’ the “Post-Keynesian” cult that he literally named himself after Keynes—something I don’t e’en think Marxists or Misesians have e’er done; & when you look mo’ cultish than Marxists & Austrian-schoolers, you know you’re fucking something up. Anyway, he wrote his own list o’ principles for his Keynesian […]

Dear Luigi, I know you’ve ne’er heard o’ me before, & that an absolute nobody like me shouldn’t waste your time with irrelevant talk when you still have so much important ghost-catching work to do, but I just wanted to tell you how much o’ a fan o’ you I am & that, whatever anyone […]

Though it seems both a lot o’ fans agree with me, I’ll admit that my preference for generation 2 probably stems from nostalgia, as ’twas the 1st Pokémon game I e’er played, when I was 9. I’ll admit that my preference for the original Game Boy Color versions o’er the DS versions, which fans seem […]

Law: If you support economic democracy, you support economic totalitarianism. Proof: Supporting economic democracy means supporting socialism. Supporting socialism means supporting totalitarianism. The law is gotten through the transitive property. In mathematical notation, for the (nonexistent) economists in the audience: A = B B = !A Therefore, A = !A ‘Course, the real-world manifestation o’ […]

Accompanying music. Light that leads me through the blizzard, white in flakes, such snuggled blankets. Tangy sugar never withers, though this season never bakes it, only baked so long ago, you remind me o’ soft bread, warm tan crescents made o’ snow. Noses itch in strong, fresh scents. Red lights warn you: stop & breathe, […]