The Mezunian

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The New York Times is a perennial target o’ mockery for the same reason as mainstream economics: as per my Nobel-Prize-winning Satirical Function for Determining Mockery for Particular Participants, a key component o’ Mezunian economics, as set forth in the face-melting Economicon, people with high opinions o’ their intelligence but low actual intelligence are the […]

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Nasty fuck the Highway Ho’s meth heads sick Ha Ha Ha… Dick’s sell out’s Nasty fuck sooty P and oterS… with a ** dick. – Anonymous

<No way>. Autumn said it in a gasp as she peered inside the open window, having called out for someone & hearing no answer. She took a deep gulp & then climbed inside. She wandered thru all o’ the few rooms with her breath held & found no one inside. & yet she knew the […]

A long day… Peed its pants the telephone pole.

Stormy night the microwave dings ~ grumble grumble…

Later Addendum: Since I ne’er revisited this lovely topic, I ne’er got a chance to update on my latest opinion on these committees. Believe it or not I did watch the rest o’ them & I did find the later ones far mo’ enlightening, but clearly not worthy material for satire. Thus, don’t put much […]

Accompanying music: Your browser does not support the audio element. A summer day @ the bus stop, happy habits.