The Mezunian

& then I said, hush now while I study crumpled leaves. Too much time I’ve wasted ‘way from weeds. & then I thought, ¿what is it ‘gain I required to need? Awkward words won’t let me better be. & then I’d seen: Summer garbed in tombstone. & in medias day, Pepto-dysmal fixes rest to lay. […]

Due to the success1 o’ my recent review o’ a review, I decided to do ‘nother o’ an e’en mo’ ridiculous review I read a while ago. I read ’bout this book by a guy whose name, Moviebob, is vaguely familiar to me—I guess he’s ‘nother 1 o’ those video reviewers &/or Let’s Players—that is […]

Stale oranges–before it e’en startssummer ends.

¿Where’d you getthat bright yellow scarf,summer oak?

‘Cause I’m a serious jackoff who writes ’bout bourgie toys, I don’t just criticize reviews that disagree with my tastes, such as this dumb ass review by some video game character that isn’t e’en real gainst the magnum opus that is Game & Watch Gallery 4, but also those reviews with arguments in which I […]