’Mong the various delusional ambitions I’ve had o’er the course o’ my life — & still have, which includes the recent “video game level critic”, which isn’t a career, & still writer & game developer, despite only making tiny updates in both these categories nowadays — when I was a kid I had ambitions o’ […]
From the wordsmith, Trump: “Everybody I speak to says how horrible it is,” he said during an event at the border on Thursday. “Nobody [can] explain to me how allowing millions of people from places unknown, from countries unknown, who don’t speak languages — we have languages coming into our country, we have nobody that […]
The 1st real1 program I e’er remember writing was in what I thought was C++, but was closer to C. The header includes were C-style & none o’ my programs used classes ( though there is a C-style struct ) or STL. The only thing “C++” ’bout this program was that it had a CPP […]
If anyone remembers those Nasrin stories I published here almost a year ago, they now have their own website… sort of. That also has some new stories that I wrote o’er the last year but ne’er bothered to publish like many other things. & since I’m talking ’bout other stuff I’ve been doing ( ¿isn’t […]
This is the comic that most resembles the world I was trying to convey. — 100% real quote by Pokémon creator, Satoshi Tajiri. ¿You remember all the inconsistent characterization? Pictured: Pikachu, who is later established to be a player, shown here to be a nervous nerd who, in Soviet Russia, has lockers stuffed into him. […]
12 years ago an utterly professional company known by the immensely clever name Pokéme — e’en though their work wasn’t particularly anime-styled & was, you know, comics on static paper & not animation — invented history when they released their 1st classic in January 2015. Today we shall be remembering these underrated gems. Origins The […]
World J: The Warped Void Music: “Main Menu”, WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! “It’s just an empty void”. What a great ’scuse to not put any effort into map graphics, like I did throughout this whole hack. The only interesting part is how a lot o’ the level tiles are ?s, making the player figure out […]
We’re going to skip the world intros, since we’ll be jumping round rather erratically & they’re getting ol’. Bootropolis ( revisited ) Music: “Shy Guy’s Toy Box”, Paper Mario Probably should’ve done this back when I did the regular exit, but forgot that its “prize” was so inconsequential. You’ll see what I thought it unlocked […]
World E: Deserted Skies Lab of the Mirage ( revisited ) Music: “Revenge of Meta Knight – Halbert”, Kirby Super Star Yes, e’en this world’s lab’s secret exit involves flying. The reason for my clumsy playing is that I just started using a real SNES controller & was getting used to it. P-Switch level count: […]
