The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Where You Can’t Get Me

Ha, ha, ha!

I’ve gotten you funky fuckers yet!

I found the loophole.

& you can’t stop me.

I’ve found the 1 place I’m safe,

where you can’t find me–

your kryptonite cavern.

I may not be able to do anything wrong without being punished;

I may not be able to say anything wrong without being punished;

But I can think whatever wrong I want without fear o’ punishment.

That’s right–

try & stop me from thinking my vile thoughts ’bout you.

You can’t.

You don’t even know I’m thinking ’bout you.

You don’t know anything I’m thinking.

I bet that truly drenches your trousers in horror.

Good.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry