The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Fortune Cookie Blog Advice

The Real Reason We Assume All o’ Our Readers Are Unemployed.

I’d make a joke that goes “Confucius say…” but they literally quote Confucius.

The response from most would be, “OK. I’m not… ‘feeding the beast’… whatever that shit is. Now what?”

The obvious answer is to not take advice from sites that think “Careerealism” is a clever name.

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