The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten


You probably think this is some kind o’ joke,

some kind o’ game.

I bet you think it’s a true dickslapper,

you cock-nosed pile o’ cu--


No, it’s worse!

You think this isn’t funny!

You’re sitting there bored,

saying to yourself,

“Yeah, yeah:

you’re a freak;

I got it, bro.”

Well, let me tell you something,

you whippersnapper:

Straighten that back.

Tighten that tie.

Put that hand back into your pants.

You... heh. You thought I wouldn’t see you, didn’t you?

Well, I did.

I see everything.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry