The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Cat Facts

Baby-doll, nothing makes me swoon-a

like a cat that smells like tuna.


But not so much that red vein in your eye.

Please ne’er show me that ‘gain, kitty.

Posted in Poetry, Proverbs


Every happy memory from the past

is just ‘nother reason to be sad

—objective, scientific proof that happiness is a 0-sum game.

Posted in Poetry, Proverbs

Gotta scrub

Gotta scrub the grub stains on the tub;

‘cause e’en bathrooms need a li’l love.

Posted in Poetry, Proverbs