The Mezunian

I’ve oft risked mental deterioration—e’en mo’ than what has already transpired—while perusing these money-grubbing hacks’ simplistic top-14 lists, but Problogger.net‘s so shitty it almost crashed my browser with its artery-clogging ads—the equivalent o’ having a trash can dumped onto your face. I know they’re the McDonalds o’ writing, but do they have to give my […]

& no, you can’t scroll down the inner window with that scroll bar on the right; that inner window is fixed tighter than a Zax. Nor does pressing Enter work. The good news is that I was able to later get in thanks to ‘nother common web design flaw: good ol’ inconsistent design.

Admire the new Six Revisions & all its blandness (not to mention ads). Actually, I do like the idea o’ allowing readers the option to read 50-100 articles in 1 page. It’d be a fresh mint from the sites that split single articles into multiple pages so I can load their gorgeous ads twice as […]

If you’ve ever typed a single query into Google, you’ve surely seen these infest the internet: “52 Inspiring Unreadable Messes o’ Portfolios,” “2,634 Websites that Use the Color Black,” “18 Ways to Stick Your Vag or Dick in a Mailbox.” They usually use out-there #s like 17 to show how wacky & imaginative they are. […]

The Earthbound/Mother series is 1 o’ those cult classics that nobody cared ’bout when it came out ’cept a few, those few became fanatics with a fervor rivaling political groups, till it spread so far that now the internet’s full o’ people praising it, including the creators o’ South Park. I would say that I […]

The best, deepest portfolio ever The most useful web design plugin I’ve ever seen

So, I was searching for a WordPress-widget-making tutorial that wasn’t just the author throwing code in your face & telling you to paste it without saying what any o’ it does when I saw this splendid page @ “Pro Theme Design”: Now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, this code’s garbage; it cuts off in the middle […]

Where would I be without Six Revisions to give me the snoop on all of the truly important web design trends. For instance, while CSS-Tricks wasted their time telling you how to optimize table space using CSS-translate to rotate long row headers—as if that’s important, phhh, nerds—Six Revisions told us ’bout all of the portfolio […]

Six Revisions yet ’gain proves themselves to have their finger on the pulse of the industry with the misleadingly-titled article, “Businesses Don’t Want Websites Anymore,” which discusses 1 company that decided to stay off the internet completely ’cause… that’s what the other companies are doing, and we don’t want to be like those conformists! (This […]