The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

What I Think ‘Bout the World

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Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Immensely Successful Asshole Preaches Greatness o’ Failing

On my routine visit o’ the creative black hole that is DesignTAXI so I could learn mo’ ’bout the amazing existence o’ people who draw other people’s work with colored pencils, I found this article that simply regurgitated some corporate designer’s work to teach you not to worry ’bout failure—as corporate designers sure needn’t. I […]

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Mises Daily Got Logic Wrong, Yet ‘Gain

Why write an article on a subject you know nothing about? Why not? It never stopped Mises Daily from writing ’bout economics. You walked into that 1, guys. Anyway, some philosopher named Amia Srinivasan @ the New York Times made the mistake o’ taking laissez-faire libertarianism seriously & civilly asked ’bout their many logical inconsistencies […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

$

Ma, can I please borrow a $?I swear I’ll pay it back ‘ventually.…Just 1 mo’ $;I swear this’ll get me on my feet.…I know it’s been taking a while,but if you give me just a few mo’ $s,I swear I can pay you back with interest ‘ventually. Boy, it’s time you learned how to cut […]

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Duh… Is that How Politics Works?

Right-libertarians generally hold a simplistic interpretation o’ reality—’specially economic reality—largely based on Western traditions, safely unhindered in a world where the debate is whether capitalism is awesome or “too much freedom.” Thus, it’s no huge surprise when I read Randall Halcombe’s “Joseph Stiglitz on Crony Capitalism” @ the official church o’ Mises, the Mises Economics […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

Laughing

It’s better to die laughing.That’s why I’m always laughing. Heheheh.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

IT’S A SECRET TO NOBODY

You remember those websites that look as if they were made in the late 90s—when the height o’ sexiness was beveled table borders—spouting ’bout the conspiracies “nobody” in the “liberal” media will tell you—but I will! Well, it’s good to see that Careerealism’s taking good inspiration. O, & unsurprisingly, this article is just here so […]

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Pro Theme Design!

So, I was searching for a WordPress-widget-making tutorial that wasn’t just the author throwing code in your face & telling you to paste it without saying what any o’ it does when I saw this splendid page @ “Pro Theme Design”: Now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, this code’s garbage; it cuts off in the middle […]

Posted in Programming, Web Design

Fortune Cookie Blog Advice

The Real Reason We Assume All o’ Our Readers Are Unemployed. I’d make a joke that goes “Confucius say…” but they literally quote Confucius. The response from most would be, “OK. I’m not… ‘feeding the beast’… whatever that shit is. Now what?” The obvious answer is to not take advice from sites that think “Careerealism” […]

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