The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Worst to Best Levels – Super Mario Bros.

Pictured: the only time you will see Mario in this whole post. While Super Mario Bros. is certainly respected, its oft respected mo’ as a historical artifact than a game that’s still enjoyable to play — which is too bad, as I think the game is still excellent, much better than any o’ the New […]

Posted in Video Games, Worst to Best Levels

summer october sonnet

Accompanying music:Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 audio. Here is a link to the audio instead. fall the goldsoft resin treasures crispbrown jalapeño chips palm o’ palmates blushing gestures roughhewn arms flick wrists in wind cloudridden icarus my sun casting lines to warmcool lakes under gusts from sparrows’ lungs sleeping ’way the shrinking days wake from […]

Posted in Metered, Mezunian Sonnet, Poetry

A Tea Review

I have drunk a tea so vile that the day after I still feel its venom deep in the back o’ my esophagus & burrows deep in my stomach walls, in incessant threat to take up arms & rise like a volcano eruption. This tea disguised itself as “mint mocha”, but I have enjoyed many […]

Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?, Poetry

Why I Vote Democrat

I should add an addendum too long to not make an obnoxiously long title ( as if I were e’er allergic to such a thing ), that I am not saying “why I vote Democrat now that ‘democracy’, as the US calls their arbitrary electoral system, is in peril”, but “why I have voted Democrat […]

Posted in Politics