The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Let’s Make Fun o’ the Loons Running for Office in Washington State

Unlike the average American forced to stand in line for hours like a common animal, I’m lucky ’nough to receive my ballots in the mail, & thus have already voted & can just spend next Tuesday doing my brave American duty: making unfunny jokes ’bout people round the internet babbling ’bout the election & ’ventually […]

Posted in Politics

i don’t want the night to end <ノノピエルダスラオポルツニダデラニョマニャナテポネスツインソレ>

al suono della fine della giornata ipnotizzato l’ondeggiamento assemblato candele nere bruciano tutte le menti allineate corna d’ariete ipnotizzanti pentagramma paralizzante e il suono inquietante dell’orologio dell’ostensorio che canta… — ill fantasma ¡morn! ¡mourn! ¡this october’s been filled up all too much with sunny morns! ¿where’s the fog that i was promised? e’en the amazon […]

Posted in Poetry