Whenever I hear someone complain ’bout those lazy people who try to influence politics purely through social media — i.e. through communication — I always want to ask them what they think truly decides politics in modern civilization. Presumably they should get off their ass & go challenge the President to an honorable battle to […]
¡& it’s by Link himself! I’d make a joke ’bout the CD-i games being better than Ocarina of Time, but that’s just lying. I would say that the cutscenes, being so good they’re bad, are a thousand times mo’ entertaining than anything in Ocarina of Time; but anyone who has actually played those games would […]
Accompanying music Breezy summer ~ ivy reaches palm out & shakes.
For reasons I can’t comprehend, I’ve been playing Cool Spot quite a lot recently, despite the fact that I have many better games. I think I had this crazy idea o’ trying to speedrun it or something. @ the very least I want to see if I can 100% the game on hard. Cool Spot […]
¿Where did Vanity Fair get the silly idea that they had any brain cells to talk ’bout politics. Stick to interviewing brain dead actors, please. Internet clickbait promotes mental tooth decay[.] “Duh, ¿what’s a mixed metaphor? I don’t have to think when I write figurative language, ¿do I? ¡But that’s too hard!” That’s right up […]
Obviously this review is facetious: but I give this review credit for a’least being funny. The highlights: You can’t jump in Ocarina of Timeless Piece of Crap. It ruins the game. Why can’t you jump? Is there something wrong with your legs? In UnderTale, not only can you jump and even double jump, you can […]
Accompanying music Full’s gold moon ~ the only other light… neighbor cat’s eyes.
Accompanying music Scent o’ orange spice tea marrying pot pie beef.
Green as leaves watching my cat sleep all afternoon; green as beans watching my cat roam the room.
Porcelain Dreams As the video shows, the main gimmick is faucet handles attached to thin air ( or thin water ) that raise or lower the water to their level — a blatant ripoff from Super Mario 64. I’ve actually been working on this level for a while. I’m sure I’ve mentioned it in earlier […]
