The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

The Pumpkin-Colored Rock [ VERGISS NICHT DER STERBEN VERGISS NICHT DEINEN FREUND DEN TOD ]

Accompanying music

1 day walking home from the store I spied a pumpkin-colored rock sitting where no one else would find it in a plot o’ dirt by the highway. I picked it up with the intention o’ taking it home; but as I lifted it I turned it o’er & saw on its brown underbelly the bone-white words, “HE DIED FOR YOU”.

I turned it back o’er & left it where I found it so that other close explorers in the area might discover its arcane secret.

Posted in Photos, Pictures, Poetry, ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?

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boring bill thinking he’s fill o’ the till
pushing all his pills into our tongues
thinking he’s younger than the sun
thinking he’s too gun for buns without sesame seeds
callin’ me jeeves when i don’t please
speakin’ he false got null fleas pease
porridge in the pot
not past expiration date jake

Posted in Crazy, Poetry