The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

All liquor & beer & no break makes Mezun a dull blade (KARAOKE NIGHT Z)

I met Dr. Jekyll (BA-THUMP),

& he wasn’t much better than Mr. Hyde.

He’s not such a rebel (BA-THUMP),

e’en when he’s trying to hide ‘hind his crooked disguise;

but he makes me tremble (BA-THUMP),

he makes me cry in fright the whole god damn night.

He is just a devil (BA-THUMP);

maybe that’s why I can’t get him out o’ my miii-i-i-i-iind…

O… ¿Whyyy-y-y-y-yy…?

Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?, Poetry

POR QUE ES TAN DIFICIL ENCONTRAR ALGUIEN QUE PREOCUPARSE

In my attempts to shelter rain,

the sun still sneaks inside through blind spots,

stretching stark nights wide awake

& making mornings gorgeous vine clots.

(Thanks.)

O, ¿will I miss another bus

on sidewalks paved with flashing chills?

Why, yes, I will—all because o’ the sun,

who never has to pay the bills.

(What a bum.)

Hey.

Stop cutting up my meters, son—

I must walk 10 to reach my destination.

¿Or was that 8?… Fuck…

“To wait this line you must have patience.”

(¿What?)

But I don’t want to end, my friend—

to leave my friend, the cheddar oak.

¿Who needs birdseed when I could tend

to pinecones pancaked under spokes?

(Shut up—it makes perfect sense.)

2 doves on
creaky branches called
a couplet

departing—
branches sing no more,
“O, fuck it.”

Posted in Haiku, Senryu y amigos, Metered, Poetry

Hanging On

“¿Could you give me just 1 li’l break?”

Wood so old creaks beneath his weight.

His shadow flies o’er winter plains.

The shadow o’the moon makes it fade.

Posted in Poetry

Die Geburt eines Magischesozialistischen (DESDE LA CUMBRE A LO MÁS PROFUNDO [DU SOLLTEST DEN PREIS DER BÖSE GEWUSST UND JETZT ES TUT WEH ZU WISSEN DASS DU HIER GEHÖREN])

Tú empuñas el cetro,

tú te pones el vestido—

desde la cumbre… a lo más profundo…

-El Fantasma

Trataste de fallar y fallaste,

dijo el espejola en la ventana empapado de la lluvia, negra como petrol.

Good job.

¿Y ahora crees que puedes tener mí néctar meloso?

¿Crees que puedes compartir mí manta cálida,

tú y tus manchas tan sucias?

No debiste ponértelas en primer lugar,

o, mejor dicho, debiste crecer la voluntad limpiarlas.

Pero, no lo hacía;

y es por eso que sabes que eres una socialista mágica.

Así dicen en El Economicon:

„Sie können nicht Ihr DNA widerstehen.“

The sole bride
in this setting life:
moon-reigned nights.

The pills don’t chill

the fever that doesn’t cool,

won’t come to my clasp,

won’t catch the cold

in fevers so ol’,

but still mo’ severe

than the nearest lossage

‘fore my thought drops.

¿Por qué sonríes?

Me dijiste que tienes depresión.

Pero personas con depresión no sonríen.

Ahora que, ¿por qué frunces el ceño?

¿Por qué tienes demasiada depresión?

No me encanta…

y no me encanta que no me encanta.

Was du brauchst, mein Sohn…

was du brauchst, mein Sohn…

Wo Menschen in schwarz kleiden…

Wo dein Gefühle dich ein Ungeheuer gemachen…

Pero, no los diré a ellos—

no los diré nada.

Los secretos de las estrellas brumosas

se guardarán en mi propriedad privada

y desteñirán con mi desaparición,

como no hubieran existido nunca—

como no habían existido…

因此再见…

¡E poi colpisce lampi!

—¿Wen bist du?

Ich kenn nicht.

—¿Wen bist du?

Ich kann mich nicht erinnern…

—Ich sagte, ¿Wen bist du?

¡Ich bin nichts!

—¿Was war das?

Ich sagte, ¡Ich bin nichts!

—Stimmt.

—Du bist nichts.

—Du bist nichts aber der Nichtsmensch.

—Erinnere dich daran.

E poi disperde pioggia…

Posted in Deutsch, Española, Haiku, Senryu y amigos, Poetry

Ich Habe Betrogen

I’m not having fun

when time flies,

so clip the wings to the stub

& dump my clock in the Rhine.

Right all.

I’m sorry this poem sucked, by the way.

Posted in Poetry

NO HAY NADA QUE FUNCIONA NO HAY NADA QUE ES CORRECTO HAY EN MÍ UN HUECO QUE NO PUEDO HALLAR NO IMPORTA CUÁNTO INTENTO

Yes, I have the sadness,

‘side my flavorless tea & headache cheese crackers;

but it’s not the sadness I had before,

& that’s what most matters.

That was left on the gray beaches o’ summer chills,

wandering & pretending I was knowing & did science,

when nobody invited me to be taught to grow gills.

I’m still waiting for die Tagssonne

to stretch my seed’s boughs.

& this time the point won’t miss its rows.

Just look @ where the sluggish storms sleep now:

when life gifts you oranges,

Mike’s soft bottles don’t e’en crack skulls beyond sore fringes.

Leave me in stitches—p l e a s e.

but I saw
you, flesh-shelled crab… Please.
Keep scuttling.

Posted in Poetry

I’m Sorry for Being Unhappy

I'm kidding. No I'm not.

I'm proud o' my scrumptious misery.

You covet my sorrow like a salty snow cone.

You wish you could feel the fresh sting I feel in my chest,

the heftiness in my limbs,

the fuzzy ache in my brain muscles.

Well, you can't have any o' it.

It's mine.

I worked hard to have it,

cultivated it o'er years--

far too many for you to just swoop in like a dog-food scoop

& spoon it into your pouchy maw.

Not happenin', cap'n.

Not on this ship, Jim.

& I'm keeping it, too:

all the hornets swarming through my throat & mouth,

the dry lock on my mind as the world round my blurs into Photoshop filters,

the itchiness,

twitchiness,

hunger & bloat,

the constant yanking on all my nerve-ends...

Hold it.

This has gone on far too long.

You've seen 'nough for a day.

Goodbye.

Got to put the display case back in its model.

The door's just on the left out in the hallway.

Good day.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry