The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

It is Now My Duty to Completely Drain You

«Mmmm…» Hold it there, Signor Sher: I just saw you rolling round the sun-caressed grass villi like a cub fucking for the 1st time—well, OK, nothing o’ this I truly saw; but I did glimpse flashing colors through your eyes into your mind, basking in your soft cotton sweats & your puffy jacket. Think you’re […]

Posted in Poetry

El junio otoñal

Quiza es junio, pero el celeste gris y el aire que es tan frío que puede verlo lo hacen un junio del otoño, ni del verano ni siquiera de la primavera. So there.

Posted in Española, Poetry

Melted Ice Cream Sonnet

What a waste. Without a taste, stretching out for help, but found none in suns on yellow days, frowning drowning pastel clown. Nothing’s sweat in salty tears, only smeared & only itchy make up made up of those years— dark, & yet they still bewitch me. Dump you down my creaky drain, please remind me […]

Posted in Metered, Mezunian Sonnet, Poetry

The Joke that is “Meritorious Capitalism”

While an authentically equal economy may be perhaps Utopian[1], those from all corners o’ the Quadratic Inanity[2] who usually use this argument to bolster each o’ their own particular form o’ benign capitalism are hypocritical, for capitalism without corruption is not e’en Utopian, but flat-out logically impossible. Hence why it’s ne’er existed, while true equality […]

Posted in Politics

I Miss the Midnight

I’m not ‘fraid o’ the night, where light illuminates the dark & dark illuminates the light; ‘stead I fear the day, when the flesh-faced hunters—Aughooo!—wake, marching out on the open plain, as if we don’t all know what’s @ stake ‘tween our stakes. Day like a desert saps me dry till I become drunk on […]

Posted in Poetry

Timerag

Lay sorrow for the sorrows I thought I harbored but didn’t, drain, now listen to that same spinning disk I’ve been frisking for days now. How ich bin itching loud. When I’m starving to leave, I say chow, I do. « Cat, get your face off my hand & sit in a marching band. Bash […]

Posted in Poetry

Lifehack’s Immensely Positive Look @ Why Some People Are Just Terminal Fucking Losers Who Should Just Kill Themselves

Through a web stroll that is now a haze to me—save its origins: an email promising me a job where I can “Mess Around on FaceBook And Twitter!” while making over 700$ a week—I stumbled ‘pon generic-brand Lifehacker known only as Lifehack, whose name only brings me images o’ those clunky pirated games like Super […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics, Yuppy Tripe