The Mezunian

Accompanying music Scent o’ orange spice tea marrying pot pie beef.

Porcelain Dreams As the video shows, the main gimmick is faucet handles attached to thin air ( or thin water ) that raise or lower the water to their level — a blatant ripoff from Super Mario 64. I’ve actually been working on this level for a while. I’m sure I’ve mentioned it in earlier […]

We’re going to skip the world intros, since we’ll be jumping round rather erratically & they’re getting ol’. Bootropolis ( revisited ) Music: “Shy Guy’s Toy Box”, Paper Mario Probably should’ve done this back when I did the regular exit, but forgot that its “prize” was so inconsequential. You’ll see what I thought it unlocked […]

Summer exhaust ~ leaves sprinkle shade on white concrete.

You’re concerned about Seattle weather. This is the land of angry, light-deprived grunge music, where rain slickers are couture fashion, where we need espresso by the gallon to stay awake, where old-timers are called “mossbacks” because if you stop moving long enough, the damp green understory swallows you whole. – Bastyr University, who don’t know […]

Accompanying music August moon ~ nothing like this photo.

Tubboat Blues I plan for this to be the 1st “pirate” level, e’en though it actually takes place in a bathtub. I have mixed views ’bout this level. I put a lot o’ effort into it, — which is a way o’ saying ’twas a pain in the ass to make — but I don’t […]

( Note: this post involves some… quite silly thought paths. This is not ’cause I actually take them seriously, but ’cause when you’re showing how illogical certain arguments are, you have to temporarily take them seriously to reveal the contradictory dead ends to which they must lead. ) That’s right, Time: I can make up […]

Sometimes the internet is full o’ these delightful absurdities, & I consider it my life duty to register them. A blog named “The Nocturnal Rambler” wrote an article that lists numerous flaws with Ocarina of Time, including 1s I’ve mentioned, such as how terrible Ganondorf’s characterization is, how terrible the overworld map is, how characters […]

Mezun wrote this while searching for images related to haiku in the Google Images prefecture. He addressed this to some o’ the poems by young westerners he ran into, who subscribed to the orokaburushitu school o’ haiku that uses minimal imagery & subtlety & usually involves meta commentary ’bout how the writer is just writing […]