The Mezunian

Shit forgot to fill the bucket ’gain. They won’t let me forget it — not for 1 second. Gotta keep the clocks running on graphite all night, & then it falls on us all — ¿& who ya gonna call? You don’t have the network to just say “Fuck it”, grandson. You done dumped the […]

¿Why does the construction site in the original arcade Donkey Kong take place in a black void? It isn’t outer space.

Since I mentioned my favorite level from Super Mario Bros. 3 yesterday, ¿how ’bout I write ’bout my least favorite level today? I’m sure I’ve mentioned in the my big “Super Mario Bros. 3 vs. Super Mario World” article how much I hate autoscrollers, or a’least those that don’t let you scroll ’head o’ them. […]