The Mezunian

frosty morn ~ doesn’t want to wake snoring truck

a brisk evening o’ warm colors & e’en the wind whistles

1 day while screwing round on my laptop — which still ran Windows, as I haven’t gotten round to installing Linux Mint on it — Microsoft popped up some message telling me ’bout some new Bing intergration with Chat-GPT, the latter o’ which is all the rage with the hiphoppin’ zoomzooms, & I thought to […]

6. Riverside Race This level finds the best balance ’tween simple ’nough to not be a miasma as you try racing thru it, but having just ’nough twists to keep it from getting as monotonous as, say, “Ripsaw Rage”. Also, unlike that level, this level’s gimmick o’ having you race ’gain a swarm o’ red-hot […]

Accompanying music:Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 audio. Here is a link to the audio instead. winter rain ~ my throat aches with sweet sharp mint tea

Accompanying music:Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 audio. Here is a link to the audio instead. early dusk ~ shades itself ’hind firs full moon

If I may be so arrogant to say so, I have done a great job o’ destroying my credibility o’er the last decade with my hot takes on video games, like my criticism o’ Ocarina of Time & Super Mario Galaxy; or my hot takes on literature, like my criticism o’ To Kill a Mockingbird […]

14. Ropey Rumpus In a game that tended mo’ toward slower levels, it’s refreshing to see such an unapologetic romp o’ a level, where you can just zip down ropes, weaving thru intricate layouts o’ spinning or moving Zingers. Going right & left & up & down in zigzag patterns. ¿Is it yet ’nother level […]

crow perched on a fir both rinse their black leaves ~ cold showers

Accompanying music:Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 audio. Here is a link to the audio instead. frosty morn ~ ’neath the orange leaves a sign says <STOP>