The Mezunian

¿Does sed sometimes dream o’ receiving web response headers?

but I didn’t color within the lines.

If I weren’t so afraid o’ hidden poop I’d roll round in the grass all afternoon.

Maybe I shouldn’t feed myself so much regret when there were so many different animals I got to pet.

Bitter punch only tastes sweet when one has someone else to aim it @.

Snap! “O, it’s OK: I’ve got the others.” But then the last heart string snapped & he was choked by blood —which doesn’t taste like pizza sauce.

Sometimes I shudder @ the thought o’ a world without peanut butter.

E’en the moon wants nothing to do with me.

Ahora literalmente tengo en las orejas basura. Now my ears are literally full o’ garbage.

I giggled as I practiced my “K’s”; I won’t be needing them where I’m going.