Disturbed is finally in the house & we’re droppin’ plates – Nostalgic Novelty Noughties Nu-Metal
I know what you’re thinking: “Yawn, here we get to hear some hilarious memes ’bout being down with the sickness ¡OOO-WAH-AH-AH-AH!”. Well, I’m sorry to inform you that we will not be looking @ their 2000 debut, The Sickness, with such certified hood classics as “Droppin’ Plates” & the 1, the only, “Down with the […]
Worst to Best Levels – Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, Part 7
5. Course No. 11 Like the level before this, this level’s shape fits its position on the o’erworld: much as the previous course was @ the peak where you go up & down, this level continues the downward trajectory. Howe’er, this level has mo’ interesting challenges. The 1st room challenges you to climb down a […]
The New Republic has figured all our problems out: “¿What’s the Problem with ‘the Media’? We’re Too Darn Good”
As e’eryone knows, my favorite genre o’ news article is that genre o’ porn known as self-masturbation. Newspapers writers ( or the editors who force them to write these articles or they won’t get the Twix candy bars they get as their salary ), lacking any semblance o’ self-awareness, wonder all the time why people […]
Worst to Best Levels – Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, Part 6
11. Course No. 18 This level saves its best ideas for the treasure, which is fitting, as beating this level doesn’t open anything else. After a bridge o’ switch blocks o’er spikes you reach a long path o’ spikes you can’t cross without taking a hit or maybe using the jet powerup if you have […]
