The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Lago-a-Inodoro

2022 August 14

Prepare yourselves for the future history books detailing the toppling o’ the 1st American Empire & the initiation o’ the new United Christian States of America by the new glorious founding fathers: Huge Ass, Banana Guard, Shampoo Apocalypse, a guy whose name was typed out by their cat chasing a fly, & Swamp Kraken. If I were you, I’d buy & HODL onto those NFT baseball trading cards now before e’eryone else, ’cause they’re gonna RIZZLE, or whate’er the zoomzooms say on the tiktokclocks.

Posted in Politics

Guest Poem: Fuck TRuMP IS AMERICAS → WTF!? SAVIOuR/GOD/HERO

2022 August 8
Ed elli a me: <Non vo’ che tu puventi;
lasciali digrignar pur a lor senno,
ch’e fanno ciò per li lessi dolenti>.
Per l’argine sinistro volta dienno;
ma prima avea ciascun la lingua stretta
coi denti, verso lor duca, per cenno;
ed elli avea del cul fatto tombetta.
Fuck
TRuMP IS AMERICAS → WTF!?
SAVIOuR/GOD/HERO
Fuck
YOUR RUMP, NIGGER
TRump!
TRump
    SUCKS
        his
            OWN
                peNis!
Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?, Poetry