The Mezunian

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It just had to happen… I just had to stumble on ’nother row o’ dumb articles, & this time from our ol’ friends, The Atlantic, who took time off jerking themselves off o’er the dead bodies o’ Ukrainians to write 5 mo’ shitty news articles. Get out your tier-list cards. Here are the contenders that […]

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tuwituwitu ~ on the window sill, responds, mirao

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The New York Times is a perennial target o’ mockery for the same reason as mainstream economics: as per my Nobel-Prize-winning Satirical Function for Determining Mockery for Particular Participants, a key component o’ Mezunian economics, as set forth in the face-melting Economicon, people with high opinions o’ their intelligence but low actual intelligence are the […]

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Nasty fuck the Highway Ho’s meth heads sick Ha Ha Ha… Dick’s sell out’s Nasty fuck sooty P and oterS… with a ** dick. – Anonymous