bee sting heat leaching all water ice bucket bent o’er spilling why bothers When I’m depressed, I think o’ birds nests. That’s not e’en a metaphor. When life gives you limes, squeeze them into fun shapes. Don’t look undercover for the meaning, my friend: look, I’ll give it to you right here. Beach-scuttling crabs — […]
In ’nother entry in my long list o’ counterarguments to the idea that right conclusions equals right arguments, we have a critical review o’ Ocarina of Time which is stupid. Actually, to be fair to Ocarina of Time fans, most critiques o’ Ocarina of Time are as dumb as the praise it gets. I don’t […]
Sleet Streets ¿Remember when I said I was working on a snow level full o’ slopes in my last update? This wasn’t that. When I wrote that I had 2 ideas for snow levels: a mountainous snow level full o’ slopes & tricky jumps & a city / snow level wherein you had to collect […]
World A: Valley o’ Bowser’s ( revisited ) ¿Have I mentioned that I loved making you go back to the start @ the end ( well, the end o’ the main game )? King Koopa Kastle ( revisited ) Sorry the video’s so long. I forgot to edit some parts @ the beginning, such as […]
After 6 —sun’s as full as e’er; just waking —sour smell o’ neglectedhorseradish.
As usual, these rules aren’t going to be based on any empirical evidence or anything resembling a science o’ “good literature”, however one might define that, but be just a bunch o’ assertions I puked out in 10 seconds. As I do so, I’ll make sure to reference a bunch o’ books I’ve vanity-published on […]
O’erworld, Part II What I’ve accomplished since the last update: This isn’t totally related to the o’erworld, but as I was fooling round with my program I noticed the game would crash. I love how on the very day I bashed the hell out o’ the most beloved video game on the internet I learn […]
( It’s a better title than what you’ll usually see on Google — like “Ocarina of Time is OVERRATED THERE I SAID IT pls dont kill me”, which might be the optimal way to make oneself look as stupid as possible. ) ¿Remember when everyone bitched ’bout that Earthbound ripoff ’bout how we should cuddle-puddle […]
The O’erworld As you can see, we already have: Character movement, camera adjustment, & tile collision Level tiles wherein if you’re colliding with them you can press A to enter the level & hold B to see the challenge scores. Not only are you taken back to the map after leaving a level, you are […]
Dry, Drought Desert & this time I show off 100% o’ the level. Not much to say ’bout this level that isn’t already shown in the video. I already showed off this “Adventure Island / Land o’ Capitalism” gimmick in a much earlier post. Actually, the hardest part ’bout this level, designwise, was balancing the […]
