The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

VIVE COME UN RASTRILLO Y UN HOMBRE JOVEN

1 day walking I saw a guy raking up my leaves. I punched a motherfucker. No, I didn’t. I lied. I wasn’t e’en walking. I didn’t want to lose my warm blanket. But the leaves were raked, either way. I haven’t seen them since. They’ll be OK, maybe. (dot dot dot) ¡Itchy blanket!

Posted in Poetry

The Mezunian Business Cycle

We can represent this cycle thusly: M → G → M M can stand for either “money” or “market.” Market is perhaps mo’ accurate, since the “M” could potentially represent goods–any form o’ property power. G stands for government policy. The way this cycle works is simple: with economic advantages will inevitably come political advantages. […]

Posted in Politics

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Ugh. Low-hanging fruit. Like making fun o’ The Room or the “Realist Left.” Let’s get this o’er with. & what do you know, my 2 favorite writers ’bout writers are @ the top o’ Google’s shitty search: Fucking fun. SmartBlogger’s 27 Ways to Lose Your Dignity O, fuck. Ne’er mind. I’m thinking o’ Problogger, not […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

People who Argue that Morality is Objective Are Illiterate (& the Dynamic Conflict o’ Morality)

It’s common for words to shift in meaning in ways that tie biased assumptions to otherwise independent concepts, which is why trying to create positivist science from pure deductive language is a futile endeavor (*cough* praxeology *cough). “Objectivity” & “subjectivity” are 2 concepts that fall victim. People oft simplify these concepts as simply meaning “unquestionably […]

Posted in Politics

EXTRA: I Take Back What I Said ‘Bout Naked Capitalism

Also, I just realized I spelled their name wrong before. I think I mistook them for that 1-hobo show Kapitalism 101. Anyway, they wrote an article that is essentially a superior version o’ my admittedly lame 1 (last year’s was much mo’ clever; probably ’cause I wasn’t up past midnight feverishly trying to coble it […]

Posted in Elections, Politics

¡Watch out for Big Envelope!

I was going to continue writing ’bout liberal tears o’er Hairpiece’s victory–god, I still refuse to believe that wasn’t a psychedelic hallucination last night–but lost interest after I literally had to restart my computer ’cause Daily Kos’s website is such utter fucking sluggish trash. Seriously, ¿you truly hope to be for the working class when […]

Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?, Politics