The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

to mix coffee & booze & tea

makes me grease up in the bucket I let spill trills ago. I ran out o’ the greasy chemicals with which to fill this shit, legit, ¿or is it just fabricated? ¡Say it! ¡It’s the law! ¡Say’s the law! Money’s time, & all time gets spent on ‘ventuallies. ¿What makes 1 ‘ventually better than the […]

Posted in Poetry

Wario Land 4

Wario Land 4 is 1 o’ those games I’ll admit I love mo’ for its atmosphere than its gameplay, though its gameplay is certainly great—albeit, the game is rather short @ only 18 levels. It had a dark, urban strangeness that reminds me o’ a less heartfelt Earthbound. I think the fact that I 1st […]

Posted in GBA Tribute, Video Games

morgen

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I don’t want to not want to go to work tomorrow. I ne’er want to not go to work tomorrow. But tomorrow always threatens tonight & frightens them ‘way, leaving no one to protect the days, till they, too, ‘scape from me. ¿Now where will I find […]

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

My opinion on Mario Kart: Super Circuit has flipflopped o’er the years: @ 1st I remembered it fondly, then I played it ‘gain round the late 2000s & realized how shitty the controls were, & now I’ve gotten round to not disliking it so much. I still can’t comprehend this game’s controls, no matter how […]

Posted in GBA Tribute, Video Games