The Mezunian

Closing time—ant leaves its home &gets to work.

& then I said, hush now while I study crumpled leaves. Too much time I’ve wasted ‘way from weeds. & then I thought, ¿what is it ‘gain I required to need? Awkward words won’t let me better be. & then I’d seen: Summer garbed in tombstone. & in medias day, Pepto-dysmal fixes rest to lay. […]

Due to the success1 o’ my recent review o’ a review, I decided to do ‘nother o’ an e’en mo’ ridiculous review I read a while ago. I read ’bout this book by a guy whose name, Moviebob, is vaguely familiar to me—I guess he’s ‘nother 1 o’ those video reviewers &/or Let’s Players—that is […]

Stale oranges–before it e’en startssummer ends.

¿Where’d you getthat bright yellow scarf,summer oak?

‘Cause I’m a serious jackoff who writes ’bout bourgie toys, I don’t just criticize reviews that disagree with my tastes, such as this dumb ass review by some video game character that isn’t e’en real gainst the magnum opus that is Game & Watch Gallery 4, but also those reviews with arguments in which I […]

by Seventh Sanctum Writing Prompt Generator Her life is essentially the story of Dante. It will be Thursday, the day of wanderlust. It will be July, the month of unemployment, everyone knew that. Torture sanity as long as you are screaming. It will be winter, the season of infamy and howling. She is always a […]

While there are some games—like Earthbound &, rather recently, Wario Land 3—from my childhood for which there seem to be many who share my oddly high sentiments, this doesn’t seem to be the case for WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!. While everyone else seems to chuck it off as a mindless game to play during brief […]

Attitude—fir leans to the sidewith limbs crossed

Courtesy o’ Free Vintage Illustrations, who are not affiliated with the rest o’ this nonsense. & there I saw him, & there I waved to him. ¿You can’t see him there, on that star? No, not that 1. Not tha—that 1. Yes, that there. #943,143,610,689,219,003,236, or as The Grand Almanac o’ Stars calls it, «Marissa […]