It doesn’t feel like winter anymo’, but it doesn’t feel like spring yet… <That is the feeling o’ autumn, sneaking ’tween January & March. ¿Have you forgotten it already dug so deep in your dank caves? ¿Did you not notice the morns smudged out white with fog evolving into bright yellow days chillywarm? ¿Have you […]
She’d been thinking ’bout it for a while & decided that the gingerhaired thiefrat that Moneybags obsessed o’er would have to pay. She was thinking ’bout it while walking down Habanero Highway, which always reeked o’ gasoline on the desert afternoons, on a trip toward Verditropolis, which she was now thinking she’d have to postpone […]
I haven’t been paying much attention to politics for the past… half decade or so. There used to be a joke ’bout comedians intentionally voting for incompetent presidents so they’d have great material, but we have since learned that this is wrong: truly incompetent presidents & the long shadow they cast ’cross politics e’en after […]
“IN THE BELLY OF THE ANIMAL WHOSE DEMEANOR I DON’T QUITE ENJOY”, or “BOSK-FL5761-BELLY”, as it is abbreviated, is the seventh story of Boskeopolis Stories’s sixth season, and the 94th story overall, written by millenial Jupiterian crustacean J. J. W. Mezun. Autumn and Edgar are eaten by the white supremacist whale while searching Orange Ocean […]
They say it's better to stay inside when sick... That's why I'm always inside... カフカフカフ・・・・・・・・・・・・・
I thought I’d ’scaped politics till next November, but looking up vital information on Lederhosen Luigi in some new Mario Kart thing I otherwise don’t care ’bout caused me to stumble on this juicy bit o’ conservative news that the liberal lame-pee media won’t tell you: “Conservatives decry media coverage of Biden playing Mario Kart […]
Sunny day ~ wearing spring mask midwinter.
Accompanying music: Your browser does not support the audio element. Postyearend ~ in the waking rain snow lefto’ers.
Here I was: I found myself standing before the mouth o’ Osequus Cave, where legends say roams the great prophet, J. J. W. Mezun, who is said to have 1st discovered the obscure tales o’ Autumn Springer, the great thief o’ Boskeopoleon folklore. Tho I knew this was a prophet, like many, perennially drunk on […]
