Pictured: a smug fuck. Also pictured: JPEG artifacts in a GBA game. That’s right, bitches & kitchens: I’ve officially dedicated April to the… um… less pristine classics o’ the Game Boy Advance as a tail-end to my GBA tribute that’s lasted o’er a year1. ¿Why April? ’Cause like my main gangster T. S. Eliot told […]
Since I’m sick o’ political bickering, I’ll focus on the much mo’ important issue o’ programming language wars. The most interesting thing ’bout programming languages is how their quality is inversely related to the quality o’ the people who use them. While I’ve found nobody who defends PHP beyond “it’s faster” & “it’s convenient”, & […]
You ‘scaped my camera eye this time, my lovely waxing-gibbous morning moon, by making its battery run out o’ time just in time. But next time…
I wanted to end my GBA Tribute with Mario vs. Donkey Kong on March 21, exactly 1 year after I started it. But then I remembered I absentmindedly forgot this pillar o’ gaming & knew I had to continue. Also, I ne’er did Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. But that’s later. We have, ahem, a […]
A common criticism gainst economics is that it uses incomprehensible math language to describe itself, as if that’s the true reason a bunch o’ rich academics prefer philosophies that benefit rich academics. ‘Cause we know from the Tea Party Movement that plain ( AKA sloppy ) language ne’er leads to sloppy economics ( i.e. economics […]
Mario vs. Donkey Kong is ’nother game I neglected to write ’bout. It’s based on the Game Boy Donkey Kong, — or “Donkey Kong ’94”, as we say in Rogueport — which was amazing & underrated: it’s a puzzle platformer wherein each level is split into 2 parts: in the 1st, you need to grab […]
It’s truly the greatest threat to our present society — much mo’ than Hairpiece, fascist corporatism, or Google searches that give me stupid listicles ‘stead o’ useful info. A common grammar “rule” is that unique can’t be modified with words like “very” or “mo’” ’cause “unique” means “1 o’ a kind”.1 E’en in the comments […]
Actually, sadly, this negative review o’ Wario Land 3 isn’t as bad as the positive one I made fun o’, since this writer actually managed to consistently follow his thesis. Still, his arguments are shallow, so let’s take the effort to defend this 10+-year-ol’ game. This reviewer argues that Wario Land 3 is not only […]
It’s ironic that Our Grand Lord Keynes has the gall ( & silliness ) to rave ’bout the “the horde of deranged, lying liberal and leftist media” like the conspiracy theorist he is when he himself is conspicuously silent ’bout Hairpiece’s proposal to increase military spending, despite LK praising Hairpiece for being s’posedly anti-militaristic, unlike […]
