The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Midterms Before Destruction 2022, Die III

Whether the Democrats manage to eke out a hopelessly debilitated slight majority unable to pass anything ’cause 1 Democrat doesn’t like it or leave a slight Republican majority that will spend the next 2 years trolling Democrats & also not getting anything done, we can all agree that we have a victory for photography from […]

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Midterms Before Destruction 2022, Die II

They called you cockroaches. They called you cult members. They called you extremists. They called you terrorists. Today, we call them losers!#RedWave — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) November 8, 2022 Boebert has been wrong ’bout many things, but she’s right here — we are calling them losers. While it’s still round, I’m just going to put […]

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Midterms Before Destruction 2022, Die I

I received a wondrous omen yesterday when I decided, out o’ curiosity, to make my yearly peek into DailyKos & was greeted with this powerful combination: I knew it’d be a suckerpop anime girl who would finally save US democracy. All the signs indicate that the forewarned red tsunami — not the sexy communist 1, […]

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¡SPOOKY! The Atlantic, 1 o’ the Shittiest Newspapers in the US, Celebrated Halloween, the Greatest Holiday in the World, with Some Sweet COVID Denial from a Nutjob Economist

I still fret that I didn’t make optimal use o’ my most recent Halloween Break, including wasting a day working on that weird Voter’s Pamphlet post that wasn’t that clever; but I can a’least feel better that I didn’t waste the most important day, Halloween itself, publishing the most revolting form o’ COVID-denial apologetics from […]

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Let’s Make Fun o’ the Loons Running for Office in Washington State

Unlike the average American forced to stand in line for hours like a common animal, I’m lucky ’nough to receive my ballots in the mail, & thus have already voted & can just spend next Tuesday doing my brave American duty: making unfunny jokes ’bout people round the internet babbling ’bout the election & ’ventually […]

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