The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Nintendo Stockholm Syndrome, Part I

<Doctor, it hurts when I lift my arms>. <Then stop lifting your arms>. – An ol’ joke. Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce. – ¡Rrrring! ¡Bing! Carlos Marukusu There’s an old saying […]

Posted in Video Games, Yuppy Tripe

Opinion: I eat cheese, but don’t need this $15 container

While trying to look up a weird Tyler, the Creator lyric involving eating all the cheese @ the store, I stumbled ’pon this gem. If You Eat Cheese (Ever), You Need This $15 Container I hard disagree. Beyond all expectations, I continue to survive while still eating the occasional cheddar without this ( exorbidant ) […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

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boring bill thinking he’s fill o’ the till pushing all his pills into our tongues thinking he’s younger than the sun thinking he’s too gun for buns without sesame seeds callin’ me jeeves when i don’t please speakin’ he false got null fleas pease porridge in the pot not past expiration date jake

Posted in Crazy, Poetry