The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Doney & Sid & the Epic o’ the Lightbulb Bong

SCENE I [Doney & Sid’s living room, both Doney & Sid sitting on couch.] Sid: Doney, glimpse this shit: I made a bong out o’ a lightbulb. This’ll make moundin’ bank. Doney: Keep your delusions to yourself. Some o’ us accept our mediocre, minimum-wage place in life. Sid: Well a’least in my delusions I get […]

Posted in Short Stories

Surrealism & Super Mario Bros.

“Surrealism,” like many art terms, has many vague definitions, so I’ll make up my own & stick to it throughout. If you, the reader, prefer to think o’ “surrealism” as something else, then feel free to replace that word with something else. It’s the concept that’s important. To me, surrealism is something absurd, but still […]

Posted in Video Games

TODO QUE TOCO… EMPIEZA A FUNDIRSE EN MIS MANOS…

Accompan–¡phhh! ¿Can you believe this cover exists? ¡It’s so bad! Too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too […]

Posted in Crazy, Photos, Pictures, Poetry

Ode to What is Not a Summer Oak

Green-glowing leaves, tanned brown by angry suns isn’t what I’m writing ’bout. How scarlet peckers’ needle beats thy drum. They can’t; they don’t exist. Neither dost “thou.” ¿& all those tardy sunset conflagrations? are nothing but your wild imagination. No, no, no… I’ll tell you what it’s all ’bout, I'll tell you what it's all […]

Posted in Crazy, Metered, Poetry

The Fallacy o’ “Positive Economics” & Pareto Efficiency

Most mainstream economists–most notably Paul Samuelson, the most influential economist in the US, in his highly-influential college textbook, Economics–claim that economics can be split into normative economics, which includes issues such as income distribution, & ’bout which economist claim they should not discuss since it’s not objective, & “positive economics,” which mainly focuses on the […]

Posted in Politics

I Tried to Take a Photo o’ the Cloudy Crescent-Moon Sky

A purple too minty to snatch, so always it’s fading to black; & all your strong crescent-shaped curves are melted to coffee-desk burns. & the firs disperse… I tried every setting, but none would work: neither higher exposure, nor color enhancements. ¿So what resource will for once offer closure? “Photo-taking poser…” & look, I did […]

Posted in Metered, Poetry

Let’s Laugh As Spoiled Brats Whine ‘Bout Brexit

Spoiled brats whine ’bout how the evil idiotic public through evil democracy doesn’t give them what they, the supposedly superior elites, want, & while doing so prove exactly why the idiotic public shouldn’t listen to the e’en stupider elites. Washington Post in particular had a stupid article on the issue, where they basically make fun […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics