The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

I Think the #1 Sign that You’re “Socially Retarded” Is that You Don’t Know What “Socially Retarded” Is

Ugh. Mo’ #’d lists. But this 1’s hilarious–‘cept for those god-awfully trite zany images–in that it completely lacks self-awareness. Let’s hurry past the glaring but trite acknowledgement that this site’s name, “Rebel Circus,” is trying to hard to be random humor & lacks the self-awareness to use the word “rebel” to describe 1 o’ the […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

Die Wiederherstellung (Il Ritorno di autunnale giugno) [LEVANTASE ESTOY GOLPEANDO EN LA PUERTA NO SOY EL HOMBRE QUE ERA ANTES DÓNDE EL DIABLO ESTÁS CUANDO TE NECESITO]

& then I said, hush now while I study crumpled leaves. Too much time I’ve wasted ‘way from weeds. & then I thought, ¿what is it ‘gain I required to need? Awkward words won’t let me better be. & then I’d seen: Summer garbed in tombstone. & in medias day, Pepto-dysmal fixes rest to lay. […]

Posted in Poetry

Die Schreibaufforderung

by Seventh Sanctum Writing Prompt Generator Her life is essentially the story of Dante. It will be Thursday, the day of wanderlust. It will be July, the month of unemployment, everyone knew that. Torture sanity as long as you are screaming. It will be winter, the season of infamy and howling. She is always a […]

Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?, Poetry

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! (& Twisted!)

While there are some games—like Earthbound &, rather recently, Wario Land 3—from my childhood for which there seem to be many who share my oddly high sentiments, this doesn’t seem to be the case for WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!. While everyone else seems to chuck it off as a mindless game to play during brief […]

Posted in GBA Tribute, Video Games