The Mezunian

Gray wakes up.Trees molt feathers.Whistle for wind.

‘Neath the moonWaiting @ a bus stopNecco wrappers.

“¡You talk your shit, but I ain’t listenin’! ¡& I don’t do no ass kissin’! ¡Now here’s the point that you’ve been missin’! ¡No fucking problem at all!” shouted into Nasrin’s ears as she stood @ the front o’ the bus, hanging on a bar & watching her stop close into her. Then the bus […]

You just need to look @ the name: 5 Writing Books That Have Made Me a Better, More Creative Writer. Clearly they didn’t do a good job. Unsurprising, ‘cept for King’s On Writing & Strunk & White’s Elements of Style, which everyone already knows ’bout, they’re vapid inspirational books–cheap forms o’ therapy for the ditsy […]

While everyone always lists Kirby’s Adventure or Kirby Super Star or Kirby’s Air Ride as their vote for the best Kirby game, my favorite is Kirby & the Amazing Mirror. Granted, I can understand why a lot o’ people may not be so fond o’ it, since what I most like ’bout it is a […]

Man, why is everyone wasting their time talking ’bout some conspiracy ’bout some random woman fucking some random guy @ some magazine or website I’ve ne’er cared ’bout when there’s much mo’ potent (albeit, not exactly life-threatening) corruption in web hosting. You e’er read web host reviews & notice the sheer # that offer coupons […]

I promised I’d bring mo’ Reddit, & I brought mo’ Reddit. Somebody posts some seemingly innocuous thread wherein they talk ’bout some “open day” wherein the self-decribed elitist SomethingAwful forums allowed the rest o’ us poor bums too cheap to pay $10 to read the entire archives. It then immediately devolves into some purple-Kool-Aid shit, […]

Accompanying Music in deep blue fireworks pumpkin orange sugar stars.

Or as it’s called in Europe, Game & Watch Gallery Advance. Before 4 e’en came out I enjoyed the 1st 3 for the Game Boy & Game Boy Color, & have fond memories o’ playing 3 while sick with the flu when very young. I’ll admit I ne’er liked the classic versions o’ the games. […]

Accompanying music. CAT snoringafter long work daydigging sand.