The Mezunian

Now no longer shrouded in her multilayered robe & drama mask—now in her freakish true form—she walks up to Everyone & hands her a pocket book with a blank cover in worn dry-orange leather. This was the pocket book that held the secret key to dismantling her whole operation. “I’m sorry,” she whispers. “I didn’t […]

O, please, give me your sour & sweet poisoned, juicy starburst dripping with the rich twist o’ cyanide-pill chalk, heart-spiking sugar sharks, thick aquariums o’ soft & safe booze to fill my villi stomach with revolting microbes, & causing my membrane to flap… Year-end songs— Flutters so much. Please rest, bloody heart. ..to kill ‘nother […]

Aber es sagte, „Sie irren sich, und Sie sollten gehen.“ But it said, “You are wrong, & you should leave.”

Note: I was going to “celebrate” Marxmas by posting an article wherein I shit on Marxism & it’s stupid “Dictatorship of the Proletariat” bullshit, ’cause, as predicted, 2015 was a bad year, & that’s what you do on years without a warm future. But I’m sick to death o’ politics (& don’t have the time […]

Chocolate cola:evening stream o’ japes.Warmth & chill.

Under God’s glown gazemy flaky face melts like snow:heavenly winter.

Lord Keynes is so fervent a follower o’ the “Post-Keynesian” cult that he literally named himself after Keynes—something I don’t e’en think Marxists or Misesians have e’er done; & when you look mo’ cultish than Marxists & Austrian-schoolers, you know you’re fucking something up. Anyway, he wrote his own list o’ principles for his Keynesian […]

Dear Luigi, I know you’ve ne’er heard o’ me before, & that an absolute nobody like me shouldn’t waste your time with irrelevant talk when you still have so much important ghost-catching work to do, but I just wanted to tell you how much o’ a fan o’ you I am & that, whatever anyone […]

Though it seems both a lot o’ fans agree with me, I’ll admit that my preference for generation 2 probably stems from nostalgia, as ’twas the 1st Pokémon game I e’er played, when I was 9. I’ll admit that my preference for the original Game Boy Color versions o’er the DS versions, which fans seem […]

Law: If you support economic democracy, you support economic totalitarianism. Proof: Supporting economic democracy means supporting socialism. Supporting socialism means supporting totalitarianism. The law is gotten through the transitive property. In mathematical notation, for the (nonexistent) economists in the audience: A = B B = !A Therefore, A = !A ‘Course, the real-world manifestation o’ […]