OK, you’ve got me: You’ve figured out my devious plot, you clever bastards, you. That’s right, I admit it: my antisocial ways were nothing but a plot to bring you all to your ankles. I’ve been fooling you fuckers this whole time. You must admit, ’twas an impressive trick; how long it all went on, […]
Fui un mal chico que volví a hacer un mala cosa: comí la galleta antes de que terminar el almuerzo. Siempre termino el almuerzo antes de comer galletas; esta vez no lo hice. Siempre terminaba el almuerzo antes de comer galletas, y echaba a ponerme harto de hacerlo; me parecían que las galletas tuvieran mejor […]
I pound & pound on your door; but you won’t let me in. No, not you. Too clever for this cat. Actually, I haven’t been pounding @ all. That’s all the fevers in my imagination. I’ve only been glancing sideways @ it-- So stealthily, you’ll never find out. Now, you’re probably wondering why I don’t […]
Tricky, tricky, Mr. America: I’ve ‘scaped your traps so far; but 1 day you’ll get me. I show no fear, I feign ignorance; but I know what you’re boiling up… Tricky li’l devil, you… I know what you’re planning: you won’t just smash me with your invisible palm; you’ll do it nice & slow… Nice […]
I have no one to blame but myself: Didn’t take proper care o’ my teeth. & now they’ve all fallen out. Can’t waste the dentist’s precious time placing them back in. No, I must have my just desserts. My taste buds crave them. But thanks to me, now I can’t eat; & when I can’t […]
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Ma, can I please borrow a $?I swear I’ll pay it back ‘ventually.…Just 1 mo’ $;I swear this’ll get me on my feet.…I know it’s been taking a while,but if you give me just a few mo’ $s,I swear I can pay you back with interest ‘ventually. Boy, it’s time you learned how to cut […]
