When a gray cat named Chester invades Patches’s backyard, we almost reach a ferocious faceoff. Chester gains the lead when he gains higher ground after jumping on a stump, causing Patches to panic @ 1st. But then Patches rolls round on the concrete & then decides he’s bored o’ the whole matter. Chester is victorious. […]
I just happened to set my Wii-U screen controller thing to the side, on my blankets, & PJ ( Patches Jr. ) decides to curl up in front & watch. Not to brag, but I deserve props for being able to beat that minigame while holding a camera up to PJ.
Muchas días leo el libro en la llubia, y entonses aogo y le eskupo. Me siento para este libro.
By the way, I wasn’t holding anything up off-screen all those times Patches looked in random directions — that is the work o’ his own mental problems.
¿Why does the construction site in the original arcade Donkey Kong take place in a black void? It isn’t outer space.
Obviously this review is facetious: but I give this review credit for a’least being funny. The highlights: You can’t jump in Ocarina of Timeless Piece of Crap. It ruins the game. Why can’t you jump? Is there something wrong with your legs? In UnderTale, not only can you jump and even double jump, you can […]
I Must Know the Identity of This Woman Who Brought an iMac on a Train Actually, I’m not sure if this is satirical, so it very well may be a kind o’ The Onion. The 1 comment seems to make fun o’ the “controversy”. That’s The Onion problem, after all: news is so ridiculous, it’s […]
I think I need to take a break from saying stupid things ’bout programming languages my bipolar personality will probably make me love next month — Lambda Associates e’en guaranteed me — or… everything to do with politics. So I’m going to go on a nostalgia cruise & read ol’ pages from SMBHQ; & what […]
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Last week I made fun o’ Ruby for the crime o’ being used by idiots who don’t e’en know why they like it. But Lispers are hilariously crazy. Just read through the “SmugLispWeenies” pages on C2Wiki, a TV Tropes for programming that bewilderingly has e’en fewer standards & civility. Just look @ this: Most “commercial […]
