I. A Boring Public Service Announcement My favorite part ’bout a lot o’ “positive” people—not all o’ them, you whiny bastards I imagine might complain if anyone read this dreck—is how they oft use it as a way to mask the fact that they’re oft terrible people. This makes sense: positivity is aesthetically pleasing—to most […]
This is probably frivolous—but then, isn’t everything I write?—but I wanted to make ’nother quick post on Mankiw & my grotesque fascination with his rhetorical philosophy, which I think shows the general counterintuitive philosophy o’ centrists: that one becomes smarter when one thinks as li’l as possible. In an admittedly-rather-ol’ post, Mankiw uses the same […]
Holding a name brimming with realism & depth, I’m shocked to see that Idealists Careers’ advice for what to research before a job interview is not such silly things as pay, duties, benefits, & such, but what this company does in the community & what their “values” are. (Hint: If this value is anything but […]
It’s sad that after Goins’ bold salute to mediocre writing, he’s now1 changed his mind, calling “jack-o-all-trades” morons who like sports. Ironically, he’s talking ’bout writing; but writing is 1 o’ the few industries where having well-rounded skills is a boon—a’least for fiction writers. Fiction-writing involves creating believable worlds, which are usually inspired by, even […]
Tricky, tricky, Mr. America: I’ve ‘scaped your traps so far; but 1 day you’ll get me. I show no fear, I feign ignorance; but I know what you’re boiling up… Tricky li’l devil, you… I know what you’re planning: you won’t just smash me with your invisible palm; you’ll do it nice & slow… Nice […]
I must confess, it’s refreshing to see a post-regurgitator outright acknowledge his preference for easy mediocrity over “art for art’s sake.” I still think my own mo’-honest philosophy o’ “High-quality is probably better, but I’m both too shoddy & too attention-hungry, so I’ll just throw my shit in your face like a baboon & let […]
The Earthbound/Mother series is 1 o’ those cult classics that nobody cared ’bout when it came out ’cept a few, those few became fanatics with a fervor rivaling political groups, till it spread so far that now the internet’s full o’ people praising it, including the creators o’ South Park. I would say that I […]
Don’t fuck it up. It’s okay… Everything’ll be fine… But don’t fuck it up. Think how exciting it must be! The risks! Throw down the dice & how you don’t get snake eyes… You’ll shrivel and die… You’ll do fine… If you truly want to live, You’ll do everything right. The hand knows everything… It […]
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