The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Introvert-Hurts

As hippie white liberals love to attach every race for which they may have a drop o’ blood from to themselves so they can think o’ themselves as brave victims o’ oppression, to a lesser degree, bourgeois ditzes love to apply the vapid term “introvert” to themselves even when it doesn’t apply so they can […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

When Did Forbes Become Insipid Bohemian Bourgeoisie, Too?

Ugh. In “4 Ways To Ace Your Next Networking Event,” Forbes—the same website that wrote a page on the economically-serious subject o’ “Twitch Plays Pokémon”—writes 1 out o’ the billion articles already polluting the internet giving success advice that doesn’t give any concrete advice @ all, as well as checking off almost every checkbox o’ […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

EXTRA: Moderate Liberals Known for Pragmatism Utter Failures

After the Democrats were utterly crushed by the Republicans in congress, the senate, & governors seats, the web was full o’ liberal articles trying not to outright lie ’bout how they failed—something that conservatives would surely have no problem with doing if the positions were reversed—but not hinting that this may mean they could be […]

Posted in Elections, Politics

I Deserved It

I have no one to blame but myself: Didn’t take proper care o’ my teeth. & now they’ve all fallen out. Can’t waste the dentist’s precious time placing them back in. No, I must have my just desserts. My taste buds crave them. But thanks to me, now I can’t eat; & when I can’t […]

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Irrelevant Halloween Double Special: Economics Needs to Keep Economists From Mainstream Newspapers

As with most ideas, I’m uncertain ’bout the intelligence o’ economists—not comfortable with accepting them as intelligence ’cause some rich organizations called “colleges” say they are, but also not comfortable with just writing them off as ditsy. Whenever I see economists try to defend their profession gainst the mean ol’ critics in mainstream media, my […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

FUCK MY LIFE THURSDAY

Today I opened this ancient scroll in indecipherable lettering whose contents spoke o’ a world so twisted & so bleak that no mere words could describe it, even though these words did. So hideous were these words that they struck my brain like a firebolt, causing my limbs to shake uncontrollably, as if my nerves […]

Posted in ¿What the Fuck Is this Shit?

What I Think ‘Bout the World

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Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Immensely Successful Asshole Preaches Greatness o’ Failing

On my routine visit o’ the creative black hole that is DesignTAXI so I could learn mo’ ’bout the amazing existence o’ people who draw other people’s work with colored pencils, I found this article that simply regurgitated some corporate designer’s work to teach you not to worry ’bout failure—as corporate designers sure needn’t. I […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe