The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Mises Daily Got Logic Wrong, Yet ‘Gain

Why write an article on a subject you know nothing about? Why not? It never stopped Mises Daily from writing ’bout economics. You walked into that 1, guys. Anyway, some philosopher named Amia Srinivasan @ the New York Times made the mistake o’ taking laissez-faire libertarianism seriously & civilly asked ’bout their many logical inconsistencies […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

$

Ma, can I please borrow a $?I swear I’ll pay it back ‘ventually.…Just 1 mo’ $;I swear this’ll get me on my feet.…I know it’s been taking a while,but if you give me just a few mo’ $s,I swear I can pay you back with interest ‘ventually. Boy, it’s time you learned how to cut […]

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Duh… Is that How Politics Works?

Right-libertarians generally hold a simplistic interpretation o’ reality—’specially economic reality—largely based on Western traditions, safely unhindered in a world where the debate is whether capitalism is awesome or “too much freedom.” Thus, it’s no huge surprise when I read Randall Halcombe’s “Joseph Stiglitz on Crony Capitalism” @ the official church o’ Mises, the Mises Economics […]

Posted in No News Is Good News, Politics

Laughing

It’s better to die laughing.That’s why I’m always laughing. Heheheh.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

IT’S A SECRET TO NOBODY

You remember those websites that look as if they were made in the late 90s—when the height o’ sexiness was beveled table borders—spouting ’bout the conspiracies “nobody” in the “liberal” media will tell you—but I will! Well, it’s good to see that Careerealism’s taking good inspiration. O, & unsurprisingly, this article is just here so […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

Pro Theme Design!

So, I was searching for a WordPress-widget-making tutorial that wasn’t just the author throwing code in your face & telling you to paste it without saying what any o’ it does when I saw this splendid page @ “Pro Theme Design”: Now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, this code’s garbage; it cuts off in the middle […]

Posted in Programming, Web Design

Fortune Cookie Blog Advice

The Real Reason We Assume All o’ Our Readers Are Unemployed. I’d make a joke that goes “Confucius say…” but they literally quote Confucius. The response from most would be, “OK. I’m not… ‘feeding the beast’… whatever that shit is. Now what?” The obvious answer is to not take advice from sites that think “Careerealism” […]

Posted in Yuppy Tripe

It Took Six Whole Revisions to Perfect this Vital Info

Where would I be without Six Revisions to give me the snoop on all of the truly important web design trends. For instance, while CSS-Tricks wasted their time telling you how to optimize table space using CSS-translate to rotate long row headers—as if that’s important, phhh, nerds—Six Revisions told us ’bout all of the portfolio […]

Posted in Web Design

Anecdotes Make Good Industry Information

Six Revisions yet ’gain proves themselves to have their finger on the pulse of the industry with the misleadingly-titled article, “Businesses Don’t Want Websites Anymore,” which discusses 1 company that decided to stay off the internet completely ’cause… that’s what the other companies are doing, and we don’t want to be like those conformists! (This […]

Posted in Web Design