I think I need to take a break from saying stupid things ’bout programming languages my bipolar personality will probably make me love next month — Lambda Associates e’en guaranteed me — or… everything to do with politics. So I’m going to go on a nostalgia cruise & read ol’ pages from SMBHQ; & what […]
World C: Shroom City Mainland ( revisited ) 3 mo’ levels from this disparate “world”. Piranha Trap Pass ( revisited ) Music: “Overworld”, New Super Mario Bros. As expected, the secret exit that clearly leads to that wide space on the left side o’ the map to the left is on the left side o’ […]
Nothing says smarmy pseudointellectualist like naming your website Château Heartiste. If you look @ the “about” page, you’ll see it’s ’bout… ¿some artsy vector cartoon o’ 2 incredibly bored-looking people leaning into each other o’er a couch, ’bout to kiss? After that there’s just a contact form. “About” != “contact”. Worst: I had to manually […]
1 odd part ’bout the Yellow Switch is that, ’cept for the 1st level, it’s much easier to get than the Red Switch, e’en though my “canonical” sequence ( & as I mentioned in the intro, once a mandatory sequence till I came to my senses ) had the Red Switch before the Yellow Switch […]
& I don’t e’en mind this time— stuffy hair-ridden jacket with itchy zippers, sticky bottom lip stuck with slivers. Time races with feet glued to gooey tarmack, trapped for dour hours in shiny hot cracks. ¿Why keep the pinecones you don’t e’en play with no mo’? ¿& why dream o’ snowcones in the sun? When […]
( Note: an idea I unfortunately hadn’t thought o’ implementing till now: each level’s music, most o’ which is custom [ stolen from SMW Central, adaptations o’ songs from real games ], as well as the game it’s originally from & whether or not it’s a spot-on adaption [ labelled “same” ]. I’ve also gone […]
Sorry this is late: WordPress for some reason decided to keep this as a draft ‘stead o’ being scheduled & has such a crappy interface that I didn’t find out till I happened to stumble onto it now. Honest-to-god Huffington Post article: To The Racist Guy Who Picked Up My Pencil During Class Read this […]
While the sun still burns my flesh, say, “This doesn’t compute”. Done.
I already did this months ago, only I just found out it for some reason didn’t publish when I wanted it to. Value Valhalla You can probably guess that this is a parody o’ Super Mario Bros. coin heavens. You’d be surprised what a pain ’twas to not just loop repeatedly, but to add that […]
’Twas a bad time to stumble on economics articles. I just have to mention the words “Less Wrong” & you’ll probably already smack your forehead. From what I’ve seen, “Less Wrong” are like most people, in that they try to not be idiots; but unlike most people, they make the idiotic decision to constantly brag […]
