It turns out The Mezunian isn’t the only long-venerable institution to put on a fresh blanket o’ paint: finally that genius CEO with her decoder rings took my advice & changed her obnoxious half-pun website name to a catchier, hippin’-&-hoppin’ slangtang boomerang that all you kids in the dishes be shootin’ out your grins, & […]
Elm, Elm, Elm, leaves are gone ¿so soon? Hardly seen them. Withered, crumpled, blackened… ¿But why these words? ¿Would we e’er call them towering, plain, eye-seeringly sickly green in the o’erbearing summer? Slowly… I scoop them in my icy-dried granite hands— But race, the thoughts— I must, I can’t… There’s nowhere to preserve them from […]
It’s not so much that I haven’t been working on my stupid project since my last post,–quite contrarily, I’ve been working on it mo’ than mo’ important work–but that I haven’t felt like there was much to show ’bout it. & I think talking ’bout refactoring out sprite movement code into “Movement Components” to separate […]
When the average person thinks o’ the Bible, they think o’ a few famous stories, like “Genesis,” “Exodus,” “Jonah,” & the 4 gospels, which make up only a tiny percentage o’ its bulk, most o’ which is made up o’ forgettable fluff o’ random Jews like Isaiah & Jeremiah1 ranting for pages & pages ’bout […]
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Comprehensive Beginner Guide to Choosing a Web Host O, fun. I can already guess what I’m going to get from this: those luscious affiliate links. Since every host review on the planet has affiliate links—e’en those that criticize corrupt web host reviews, ironically—I can only imagine that a website as corrupt as 1st Web Designer’s […]
I promised to neglect keeping up on these, & I kept my promise. Most o’ what I’ve done was mo’ design than programming, but it did involve programming in quite a bit o’ custom sprites. Wasabi Woods Planned to be the 1st forest level & 2nd level o’erall. For it I created “Bad Apple” enemies, […]
Fucking 1st Web Designer—Just Fucking 1st Web Designer. What I love most ’bout this recent article wherein they give terrible advice, as always, is how every time I reread it, I keep finding new problems. It’s like the James Joyce’s Ulysses o’ shittiness: you need supplementary material to get it all. Like, for instance, it […]
I. EarthBound I’ll actually start with EarthBound ’stead o’ Beginnings, not just ’cause that’s the 1st game most English-speakers played & ’cause that’s the most notable o’ the series (in both the western world & Japan), but ’cause some points I make here will be relevant for Beginnings. Way back when I started this blog—which […]
(Courtesy o’ John Jacob Whistleford, the Plot Generator) Bubsy Bubs was thinking about Pepsi Cola again. Pepsi was a piratical clutter with big in the grits spleen and skimpy phantom leg. Bubsy walked over to the window and reflected on his pumpkin-colored surroundings. He had always hated dank my face with its warm, watery whirlpools. […]
