The Mezunian

4 looms ‘bove—not ‘nough time to hearevery song.

Accompanying music. Neon hues& bass beats watched fromrain puddles.

‘Cause we must celebrate Hitler’s birthday & the anniversary o’ the Columbine Massacres with the 3rd most horrific thing to e’er exist… ‘Cause we must celebrate 4/20 with something that only someone on 2 tons o’ pot could stare @ without going mad…

black spring teabefore drowsy eyesmultiplies

Limeade tea—$1;rain sprinkles—free o’ charge.

Sie sagte, „¡Hey, sieh, sie fielen alle in der Eimer!“ Und die folgende Stille schrie zurück, „Hey, niemand kümmert sich.“ She said, “¡Hey, look, they all fell in the bucket!” & the following silence shouted back, “Hey, nobody cares.”

the feeling o’lukewarm washcloths onmy pimples

Throughout this article I’ll mainly refer to these remakes by their original names, since those are easier to identify than just #s, & writing out both each time would be tedious. For reference, here are the full names o’ each remake (parentheses are my own notes): Super Mario Advance (Super Mario Bros. 2) Super Mario […]

¡& you may say! ¡that it’s a li’l cliché! but you know that’s how it works, the science, that way… ¡& you may say! ¡that you feel OK! …till I curse you with my negative ways… I’ve created a monster…

Accompanying music: Your browser does not support the audio element. Getting drunk off doctor visits— spring sneezing.